The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
by DeKrow June 1, 2007
Get the Too lazy to get fatmug. Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."
With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.
by Lucvan January 16, 2011
Get the spread oneself too thinmug. Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"
Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
by kornpops827 October 1, 2010
Get the too close to my buttmug. the ultimate comeback ever, the cadillac of comebacks. the worst thing you could possible say to a human being, after "yo' mama". there is nothing left to be said or to live for after "too bad so sad", causing you to feel paralyzed, stunned, and speechless. fosho.
by daaavid June 26, 2006
Get the too bad so sadmug. "Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
by FancyD August 21, 2016
Get the Too much sour creammug. A saying used to express the overwhelming feeling that one may experience when an individual pushes the boundaries of a conversation
by spaghetti97 August 15, 2022
Get the Too Far, Blue Car!mug. I finally broke up with Jason, and now he's calling me non-stop and showing up at my house crying. This shit is way too much Hollywood for me.
by dipsys April 4, 2015
Get the way too much Hollywoodmug.