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michigan time

Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.
Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.
by Kyle Mulka December 12, 2008
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time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.
Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006
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cock time

When a guy is near a girl, the girl says "What time is it?" and the guy says "IT'S COCK TIME!!!" and moves his penis in a manner that resembles a pendulum clock.
Mark: hey buddy, what's the time?

Peter: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTS cock time!

Mark: El Radico!!
by legless February 14, 2006
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Cuban Time

The time frame that most people in Miami use for arriving for partys or events.
I.E. an hour or more late
"Dude, where is everyone? The party started at 8."
"They're running on Cuban Time, man."
by Scott Willson September 25, 2005
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Reclaiming my time

Phrase used in congressional hearings when politicians are allotted a specific amount of time to speak and/or question those called to testify at such hearings. If during their allotted time they deem a person who is testifying to be lying, misleading, or drawing out the time by not answering the questions directly, the congressperson may reclaim their time. This is allowed within the United States House of Representatives rules and procedures. Most often attributed to Congresswoman Rep. Maxine Waters (Democrat, California) from a hearing in 2017 when she was questioning Secretary of Finance Steven Mnuchin.
"I'm reclaiming my time...Please, will you respond to the question of why I did not get a response, me and my colleagues, to the May 23rd letter?" ~ Maxine Waters
by editorsarah2020 September 1, 2020
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black people time

A slower version of time that is used when black people travel.
Darella: Ill be there in five minutes.

Ta'shanae: In regular time, or black people time?
by AltonJones June 3, 2010
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Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008
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