Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around

HH IS THE Vampire GOD

by 201HH April 8, 2024

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Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

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Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell

"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"

by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023

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To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.

I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.

by King albert III February 27, 2023

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