Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)

1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend

by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.

I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.

by King albert III February 27, 2023

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022

Vampire sex

When you’re having sex and your blood is being sucked. Could be by a human or vampire.

Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night

gurt: you sucked her blood

Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???

gurt: oh right.

by jansvamo December 7, 2025

Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022