Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
Get the Posermug. IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer
by Imvu posers December 27, 2020
Get the Imvu posersmug. A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.
" Omg, you know Maya?"
"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"
"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"
by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016
Get the Posermug. Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.
* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock.
* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.
* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.
by L01@ July 26, 2009
Get the posermug. Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
Guy:
Type One (The Faux Gansta)
Sags his jeans incredibly low.
Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.
Cusses 7 times in one sentence
Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't
Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow
Whines
Girls:
Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time
Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
*Non-poser Signs In On IM*
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!
NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
by Courtney678 July 9, 2011
Get the Posermug. The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Get the Posermug. An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.
Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?
Sid: no, who’s that?
Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"
Sid: no, who’s that?
Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"
by NotJonfromGarfield January 6, 2024
Get the poser queenmug.