frogging ash pole

All you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! There you have it. A secret way to swear, but I would never ever say this at my Baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.

too many uses to just give one example

by NotEmily May 13, 2005

The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007

San Francisco Pole Dance

When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).

Your Dad stopped by before the party and we had just enough time for a San Francisco Pole Dance.

by punchtheclown February 7, 2009

New Jersey Pole Skunk

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.

"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009

totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023