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A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?
A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
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The 3d plan

When plan one isn't an option, plan two is too expensive, so you punch her in the uterus
Man we had to go with the 3d plan
by SuckMyWalugi August 22, 2017
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The Plan

The Plan is What Justifies Everything The Villian Does if it is "The Plan" instead of "quantum plan" or even "project X" you know that plan will fail because the writers didn't even care that much into giving it a actual name for it will fail anyways soo it is the most vague thing you can imagine and a way to make it seem as the villian is just very smart but it's not
Villian: *loses for the 15th time*

Main Character: it's over

Villian: ohh no it's all According to The Plan MHUAHAHAHAA

Main Character: *Face Palm* really what even is your plan shouldn't villians supossed to give every little detail about their plan in a long outside Monologue

Villian:Shut up. *leaves in a puff of smoke*
by Ahoman March 16, 2019
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Plan D

Lowkey referring to sucking dick to get something, especially if you failed many times, for example you cant get a living without prostitution. It usually means it metaphorically, like saying compliments to get something in return etc.

Comes from Plan A, it's a pun.
by Farkiee January 15, 2019
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Dylan man wit a plan

Common nickname for Zumiez employess
AYYYEEE dylan man wit a plan.
by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
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Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.
(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.
by JashHash July 19, 2018
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Pillow Plans

Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through
When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff
by Mami.abri February 17, 2019
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