plan b

an excuse to give up your goals

I haven't focused enough on my plan a so I have plan b

by itsZene October 5, 2021

Plan A

The slogan for commitment. The first and only plan that makes Plan B obsolete. A do or die type of mindset and lifestyle.

No such thing as Plan B, I'm following Plan A till I make it.

by Luke 4k July 21, 2021

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 10, 2021

Master plan

It's when you have a cool plan and then you can be like haha look at me I have a master plan

Wow look at me I have a master plan

by Mustard plane June 21, 2021

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022