configurator

The person who does the configuration, design, programming, deployment and support of an application (that only 2 other people in the company understand) despite the best efforts of their project manager to really screw them around.

Also, far more than a BA.

He was the configurator as he did far more than just a BA despite the fact that TF was just an idiot who kept getting in the way.

by The configurator February 5, 2010

configurat

configurat is a romanian techtoker that has 9 samsung phones

person: bă da cât de interesat de tehnologie ești?
configurat: da

by pircamizeria July 17, 2022

Configurate

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."

Sir, please configurate my computer.

by Loy February 5, 2008

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013

Canine Configuration

Doggy Style for classy people.

Gerald requested the Canine Configuration for his birthday. Heather laid there and thought of England.

by YipYipYip December 10, 2013

eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by quesondriac August 21, 2013

confibulatory

A nonsense word that can be used as a discriptive word to make another think higher of the speakers intellect. Originally concived by B. Morrison, useful in all it's variations: Confibulation, confibulate, etc.

I just find the president's speach to be, oh what's the world, far to confibulatory.

by Eyeballkid May 10, 2005