Jayden

bro is an absolute chad literal tera-chad peak human

*sigh* i want to be Jayden

by The Tera-Chad himself. December 2, 2021

jayden phillps

jayden phillips is the coolest 2023 graduate at clearwater fundemental.

“did you hear about jayden phillps and her boy toy toby santa maria? yeah they almost got expelled”

by girlbossgamzee May 22, 2022

Jayden Work

Doing nothing,he watches everyone else do work while he is supposed to be helping

Hey jayden can you help no he's doing Jayden work

by Bendover455 September 25, 2025

Jayden

Ugly ass fat ass nigga that would eat up shit on the spot

He would fuck you're girlfriend after buying her kfc

And he listens to rod wave

Jayden eat ass for lunch

by BlackDudewithaGlock January 6, 2020

Jayden

A Bengals fan how will die for them to win a play-off game. A small penised friend of mine who is butt buddies with Jack. Jayden is ugly kid with a buzz cut btw did I say he has a big BIG 🅱️❗️G nose.

Jayden has a big nose.

by Nugget_killer_666 April 20, 2018

Jayden

An eternal being present throughout all time that takes care of all. In the year -2900BC He overthrew God and his servants and remodeled the world to his liking. Later on after his rule of 2909 years, he materialized from his omnipotent, regular state to a regular, mortal bi-pedal known as Human. He dwells on an island in Midgard referred to as Barbados.

-What are you doing?
-Materializing my offerings to Jayden, as one would do seven time a day.

by NEggroll June 8, 2018

Jayden

Jayden is a loving and caring kind soul, he makes friends happy and spreads joy. He also gets all the bitches and most likely is cute as hell and gets all the bitches

Omg Jayden is the best!

by jaydenieidhdb November 20, 2023