Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.
Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017
Get the Flag Pollingmug. by thisisnotjoe November 6, 2017
Get the flag winnermug. Maikah, Mathew, Karim, Stefan, Isaiah, Marzouq (slightly), Leo, angad, Ozron, austin, any guy that sags and wears skinny jeans. Fuck all y’all bitches honestly. Ciwan. Any ginger.
by Igotbeefwithyall December 5, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
Get the East Timor Flagmug. Friend 1: You have a crush on Dennis
Friend 2: I have a crush on Dennis
Friend 3: no the fuck you don't he's a walking red flag
Friend 2: I have a crush on Dennis
Friend 3: no the fuck you don't he's a walking red flag
by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023
Get the Walking Red Flagmug. A bandana, usually in a paisley pattern. It usually shows someones gang colors. It can be tied on the head, a limb, or a gun to rep your set
by ソサ// Sosa September 7, 2023
Get the Gang flagmug. When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them
My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.
by gum in my hair March 6, 2025
Get the red flag quiltmug.