Freer's First Beer

A drinking game that an be played with any amount of people.

Each person tries to drink as many ounces of beer as pounds they weigh.

The first to "drink their weight" in beer wins.

This is a game for men and if you're a bitch you should play this game for at least 3 hours because you might projectile vomit otherwise

If Mitch weighs 180 pounds, and the average beer is 12 ounces, 180/12=15 beers Mitch needs to drink to beat his friends

Rutger: "you guys down to play freer's first beer tonight before we go out?"

Elliot: "yea just as long as you don't projectile vomit again"

Mitch: "(chuckle) i remember my first beer"

by favre261 October 18, 2011

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

by Biz69 December 13, 2013

First Class Princess

A girl who has everything she wants and needs. She is spoiled. She always takes the better things in life and wont settle for less. She isnt afraid to share her opinions so a lot of people take her as a bitch, but she aint, she just know wats she wants and wants people to know how she feels. If she doesnt like someone or something, she isnt afraid to tell.

"Maria is the only first class princess that we know"

by First Class Princess September 26, 2006