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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Dallas Driver

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers
by Tister January 11, 2021
mugGet the Dallas Drivermug.

ghost driver

a very sexy person from america (ghost driver#8831)
by ke2wlll April 11, 2022
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landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!
Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.
by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018
mugGet the landcruiser drivermug.

Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
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Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.
Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.
by Steezmiester June 21, 2020
mugGet the Carriage Driver Handsmug.

chocky speedway driver

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.
by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
mugGet the chocky speedway drivermug.

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