clapping monkey

This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
She was as loose as a clapping monkey
by bionicman April 13, 2005
mugGet the clapping monkeymug.

Clapped Up

Used as slang to mean that you gave someone chlamydia or to explain that you have chlamydia. It is usually associated with an nsa hookup whereby the person that is 'clapped up' didn't realise the person they slept with had chlamydia.
I was clapped up in the supermarket carpark by Jeffrey. I didn't realise...
by YoDontBeThatGirl October 11, 2016
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Clapping cheeks

The act of aggressively/mercilessly beating someone up; to dominate in a fight; derived from the term "whooping/kicking ass"; in some cases, can be described as that of a child being severely disciplined by a parent.
"Bruce Lee was clapping everybody cheeks in that last movie."

"Floyd Mayweather stay clapping cheeks in the ring."
by calm-your-meta-nipples November 2, 2016
mugGet the Clapping cheeksmug.

noila clap

A name for the 'clapping' sound produced when the male's scrotum smacks the female during vaginal sex.
"why it sound like this nigga balls doin the noila clap on my ass"
by fidollaholla December 30, 2009
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Clap back

while running walking or just being naked balls hit yur ass and back to dick
damn i clapped back so much today
by u no it February 11, 2005
mugGet the Clap backmug.

Clapped out

Clapped out... referring to beating the fuck out of something like a vehicle or someone’s asshole
I might be a virgin but I clapped out Jenny last night
by Gggffffw May 18, 2019
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Aunty Clap

Your mother's sister who get's around.
Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!
by Richie.innit September 24, 2009
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