urban dictionary bugs

people who are puttin there own opions on this site
by Matt January 14, 2004
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Lady Bug Rape

To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.
Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON

Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.
by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010
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Bug Eyed Bitch

Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.

Commonly only used as an insult.
"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"

"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."
by Zero From #RRR October 28, 2008
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cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.
daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no
by Petra! August 05, 2005
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bug eyed bitch

a person whos eyes are so big they have x ray vision. you usually say this as an insult if the bug eyed person is being mean. U only give this insult to those who really deserve it.
example: Victoria: U look like a real bug eyed bitch today! ur eyes eyes are so big they look like there gunna fall out
Aidan: oh my god!why would u say that
by Ratworms October 08, 2021
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Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.
Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?
by Chubbydude May 09, 2018
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Scrub Ya Bug

Redneck or Hick term for female masturbation, the "bug" being a vagina and the "scrubbing" being masturbating. Also could be used to describe cleaning your vagina.
Ya gonna go scrub ya bug? It stinks.

I was scrubbin my bug last night because brad never showed up.
by CountryGirl17 April 22, 2011
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