balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-
the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.
by scratch76 November 27, 2013
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Throwing darts on balloons

To throw a dart on a balloon is to dismantle something into more understandable fragments of the whole, or it is used as an expression to declare that someone or something is undertaking something else
The matrix throws darts on balloons such as identity and reality

The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject
by adis_lama December 17, 2019
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baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.
Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation
by Kwagwag August 13, 2023
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the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it
dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
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