Oak Valley , Texas

Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from

Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.

Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.

Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.

by Microwave_Confessions November 7, 2021

Hidden valley ranch

The jizz in between the cleavage

Jessie loves the hidden valley ranch given by her boyfriend

by Pedobear2302 February 14, 2017

Mill Valley, California

A really ghetto town next to San Francisco in the Bay Area. People go dumb eryday here. People pop dem thizzles eryday and do da thizzle dance.

Where you from nig?
I'm from Mill Valley, California fool
O shit nigga im not fuckin wit u
Back yo shit up fool ill pop a cap in yo ass im from MV yeeee

by Bay Area Slaps June 22, 2009

Tuna stink valley

A pussy that stinks like tuna and has not been waxed/shaved for some time

Bleedry's pussy is the ultimate tuna stink valley

by sherri28 May 27, 2008

pacific valley patrol

The most savage security company in Fresno

Pacific Valley patrol is the hardest company in the valley

by Big poppa559 April 17, 2019

Sheltered Valley Girl

Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.

My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.

by ftyt October 2, 2016

Valley Christian Ho

A nasty pedophile who likes to juggle women out of his league if they aren't underage. An example of this is definitely Matthew, yes Matthew Dominguez.

Dude Matthew is such a Valley Christian Ho, he fucks hella little kids and then plays desperate for pretty girls at school.

by Number One Party Boi May 20, 2019