Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.
"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"
by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010
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Swamp Duck

An animal or person who smells as if they have been living in a swamp.
I need to take my swamp duck dog to the groomer asap.
by Mudd Digger March 28, 2018
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Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."
by Merick August 15, 2007
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Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
by jon June 03, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.
She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.
by Bill the Shetland Pony August 21, 2003
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Swamp rat

A large city resident who, due to smog pollution and over population, has mutated into rat-like behavior. Characteristics include: erratic driving, minuet patience, extreme cynicism, narcissism, ultra materialism, competitive without competition and shallow friendliness.
When driving on the freeway in the Los Angeles area, you easily spot a swamp rat, he's the guy in the BMW swerving in and out of lanes, tail gating or waiting until the last possible moment to merge so that he can get a whopping ten feet further in stop and go traffic.
by Ryno white September 01, 2013
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swamp yack

Usually refers to an extraordinarally ugly person.

NOTE: no matter how much alcohol you drink a swamp yack will never look good enough to take home.
She's a swamp yack
by Pierre Genereux April 25, 2003
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