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land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.
Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.
by smithlaw November 2, 2011
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Rainbow Land

- An area of magical land competed for by duelmasters. Of whom Boomtrain is the most superior.

- Badass area of colourfull magic

- Rumored to be loosley based on Beachlands
"Let's settle this at the Forrest of Arden in rainbow land!"
by Boomtrain June 22, 2008
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sexy land

an area of amsterdams red light district where the 'best ones are' (cmon baby) a.k.a the hub of the world.
"what shall we do said pal"

"quick lap round sexy land replied willy"

"standard said pal"
by Mickey Mornin March 26, 2008
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Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.
Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.
by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018
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land octopus

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?
by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019
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space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.
Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.
by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008
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land the load

man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face
by justinaimers June 24, 2008
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