When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug. 1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018
Get the geologist hammermug. ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023
Get the Hammer Jammermug. Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015
Get the joy hammermug. A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.
by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020
Get the Broken Hammermug. An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
Get the Thor's Hammermug. An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.
Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023
Get the Hammer Spacemug.