Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
I was in the public toilets the other day and I let rip, next thing I knew there was a fart chorus going, there was at least another 4 people doing it, we did Britney spears song hit me one more time, we stank though
by mitch00uk April 21, 2015
The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
by Whynot26847 November 14, 2017
When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.
by djc5581 September 15, 2010
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 09, 2012