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fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.
His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself
by TherevJake December 19, 2011
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Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.
I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.
by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010
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fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!
by The Commune August 9, 2019
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Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009
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interrogative fart

A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.
Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.
by treytheFARTINGking November 16, 2010
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Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018
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