duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Duck Boy

Someone who's Fuckin Clapped

That Jonny Allan guy looks like a Duck Boy

by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Duck Sim

Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.

Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel

A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.

by Knakharses November 13, 2011

duck brush

The hair that grows from your taint

Damn you have some nasty duck brush

by The real Paul July 2, 2016

D0n4ld duck

The nigga from mickey mouse that sounds like a constipated grandma

D0n4ld duck is so fucking gay

by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019

Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin

"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it look at her." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"

by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020