Fucko the clown

The uk prime minister Bo Jo or boris Johnson.

I cant stand fucko the clown.

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

Yucko the Clown

A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.

Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted “Most Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Year” right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Clown Soup

A soup made out of clowns. Their tears and souls are poured directly into a bowl for a hearty breakfast.

Hey, want some clown soup? Nah man that shit nasty

by MyDumbAssSister January 20, 2021

Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012