A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012
Get the Bacon Cowboymug. by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
Get the vertical baconmug. It's like being in a pickle money-wise
Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(
by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009
Get the Financial Baconmug. The manliest name ever. Butch Bacon is a name that represents the pinnacle of Alphamale. Refers to the type of guy that gets the girls, can use his hands, and woop someone's ass like it's going out of style.
by Guzey October 13, 2011
Get the Butch Baconmug. Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
Get the bacon blindsmug. by Hittler 405 October 24, 2017
Get the Bacon wingsmug. I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014
Get the muffin baconmug.