urban dictionary bugs

people who are puttin there own opions on this site

George Bush.

by Matt November 1, 2006

Lady Bug Rape

To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.

Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON

Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.

by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010

Bug Eyed Bitch

Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.

Commonly only used as an insult.

"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"

"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."

by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009

cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Scrub Ya Bug

Redneck or Hick term for female masturbation, the "bug" being a vagina and the "scrubbing" being masturbating. Also could be used to describe cleaning your vagina.

Ya gonna go scrub ya bug? It stinks.

I was scrubbin my bug last night because brad never showed up.

by CountryGirl17 May 12, 2011

Doo Doo Bug

A man of many talents, hes great at using his big lips to suck toes, Has been edging for seven years, has a record of 37 upper deckers in one house. he always has a soft spot for Hayes H and his massive shcmeat. Doo Doo Bug is a great friend but also a pedophile he likes to flirt with younger women. And also is "slangin"

Hayes: " Doo Doo bugs lips sucked the soul out my toes"

by Tim Hoerton October 30, 2023