toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

Beat-up

A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is.

Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.

That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.

by _Steve March 18, 2009

lob beats

for a member of the male gender to give himself pleasure to the point of orgasm; whereby his 'beats' are 'lobbed'.

Smaug the Hawg is known to lob beats from time to time.

by jabe February 15, 2005

Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 4, 2017

beat sex

The simple act of putting one's phone speaker, into one's vagina, playing dubstep (or glitch step your choice), at full volume and letting the vibrations please them.

"Dude! Have you heard? Emily had beat sex in the school's bath room?!"

by L3xis April 24, 2016

Beat the cheeks

Beat the cheeks is when you wanna wreck a girls walls and she willing to let you hit

Boi with that big ol booty I would beat the cheeks so fast

by DarkDrakeJr April 25, 2016