Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
by lalala45677 June 9, 2010
Get the The teen who cried bisexual mug.A member of society that has obviously become a parent because of their complete inept at the use of birth control or outright stupidity. In every single case of teenage parenting, abortion is the correct solution, no matter what the psychological impact, religious or parental influence may be. Even in cases of rape, the teen parent is a complete and total retard, even if it was against his or her will. Any person who has elected to give birth and attempt to raise a child as a teenager is an idiot for their inept or for their bad luck.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Child 1: Did you hear about Joanne? She's going to become a teen parent!
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only, it wouldn't have happened either.
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only, it wouldn't have happened either.
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When a teen is attracted to someone and can only assume it is love and that they will never love another as much as they love that person. This all goes away once they get some maturity/cynicism.
"I totally like you, Steve."
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
by CeridwenMiar October 24, 2011
Get the Teen crush mug.Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.
"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"
fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"
fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"
by Darnell Danger June 9, 2007
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by Evilishies September 15, 2003
Get the teen girl squad mug.1)A bag of unsteady hormones.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.
2)A human in the most confuse time of his/her life. From 13 to 20. When you're pushed by society to decide all sorts of things.
3)The age to make stupid things like getting incredibly hammered or high.
4)The age were your brain looses all capacity to know how to keep your bedroom tidy
5)The time to engage in the wonders of real social life.
6)The time to be anti-social towards your parents and similar adults.
"My son's so irresponsible these days! He won't make his bed, I think he's started smoking, he only cares about his friends and never thinks about he's future! he could be a doctor! Plus, I found a stack of playboy magazines under his bed the other day! An he won't talk to me!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"
"Sounds to me your son has reached his teenager phase... Like you never were one!"
by wareveh March 3, 2009
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