color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 20, 2007

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 03, 2019

Fuck Tard

A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.

Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?

by brewtaco September 17, 2010

Wii Tard

person who acts stupid while using the wii system

Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart

by Jassanese February 08, 2009

Wii-tard

Somebody who lives of the Nintendo Wii, spends all their money buying the games and accessories and often uploads reviews about them to Youtube.

All you ever do is play on that damn Wii, face it, you're a Wii-tard

by ColdRicePudding June 05, 2009

douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"

Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.

by Fugues May 03, 2010

tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards

its tard city around here

by jenny banks February 05, 2008