Bast-tard

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009

Fuck Tard

A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.

Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?

by brewtaco September 17, 2010

Wii Tard

person who acts stupid while using the wii system

Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart

by Jassanese February 8, 2009

Wii-tard

Somebody who lives of the Nintendo Wii, spends all their money buying the games and accessories and often uploads reviews about them to Youtube.

All you ever do is play on that damn Wii, face it, you're a Wii-tard

by ColdRicePudding June 5, 2009

tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards

its tard city around here

by jenny banks February 5, 2008

douche-tard

a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"

Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.

Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.

Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?

Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".

Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.

by Fugues May 2, 2010