Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010

color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

by Perry C. September 17, 2008

tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Bast-tard

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Wii-tard

Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.

man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"

by ice.slim December 8, 2009