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Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
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The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
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Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
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Feetkini tan

The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs
I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows
by king gooch April 25, 2010
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Slightly-tanned white girl

The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho
Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.
by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022
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Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.
Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.
by Naminator33 February 16, 2022
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Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.
Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.
by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021
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