turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.
Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!
by phoenixgirl June 05, 2014
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Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.
Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021
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Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag
This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.
by The retail guy January 21, 2011
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herd turd

Man my stomach hurt so much I had a herd turd
by Hooded tree August 12, 2017
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turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
by Corpsehustler July 22, 2011
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MMO Turd

MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.

Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.

Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
by Animafreak April 13, 2021
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Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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