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Tickle my strings

When a person feels the need to be pleasured whilst bearing a copper IUD. Note: the copper is optional.
Maximus: So, I built a computer.
Freaky Clara: GOD! Tickle my strings. Right here, right now.
by TheStrayPube<3 July 10, 2024
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cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way
The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going
by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024
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Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”
by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024
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public static void main string args

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all
// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}
by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024
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Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.
The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend
by Little-Kwak June 8, 2024
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Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
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Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut
You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String
by Burt Box June 27, 2025
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