cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg June 17, 2016

West Side Story

West Side Story is a movie about the Sharks and the Jets, and because of its musicality, is often watched in music classes at school, specifically orchestra.

Person 1: Man I love west side story
Person 2: yeah! I like the Sharks
Person 1: I am in love with the Jets
Person 2: I love shark

by s:a)v September 5, 2015

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols June 7, 2018

The inside story

The inside story into a thought, or a dream, the real world.

The rich feeling of eloria washed over me. The inside story

by Eloriadev.-N July 13, 2009

ho-story

history as it relates to women.

Man: I wrote history

woman: I made history.

man: no, you made ho-story

by sexistdude March 2, 2011

sam story

A male who has a strong personality, and while he is loyal to the female partner he slips up like everyone does (besides Jacob wall who doesn't get the chance).

sam story

by Funny man 357 January 8, 2014