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united states federal government

Defunct and Broke. Run by criminals and special interests. Lack of progress due to indifference and corruption. A place where neocons rule and democrats hide under their desks in the fetal position scared of taking a stance. Basically a completely worthless social/governmental institution.
by Nebacanezer 2000 November 16, 2003
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50 states

you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.
50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk
by gkjsdfkhsj January 25, 2008
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Illinois State University

Home of the almost high school dropouts who are too scared to leave home, represented by Reggie the redbird. Surrounded by nothing but corn fields, windmills, and Tony's Tacos. Where the closest mall is about 12 minutes away and the drive is not worth it. It is full of workers who can't get a job anywhere else and scream at you when you walk past H and M. Home of mid-major athletes who are good but not good enough to go power 5. Full of arrogant and cocky football and basketball players who talk about going to the league even though no one shows up to their games. Has athletic facilities that are so shitty and outdated they give you cancer. Where there is competition between dining hall food and which one is better, "links or wattys?" Tri-tower dorms are home of the athletes, Watterson dorms are home of the frat boys and sorority girls, and hewet-manchester is home of people who no one gives a fuck about. Where students spend their weekends 'downtown' grinding on random boys at Daddios, not able to leave the bar with out getting stopped by cops who have nothing better to do than give out drinking tickets. With all that being said, Illinois State University is home of students who either couldn't get into a better school, or wanted to stay in state, and they do manage to party hard and have a good time.
Look at those fucking degenerates, they must go to Illinois State University
by Bran Easterland March 31, 2020
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South Dakota State University

The biggest University in South Dakota. Also, has the best parties in the entire state. All other South Dakota colleges are jealous at the greatness of this school.
South Dakota State University is the greatest place ever.
by ATETANKA March 22, 2010
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United States Military Academy

Federal Penetantiary located above the Hudson River. Also known as The Hudson High School for Underprivileged Girls . Although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the United States Army; its primary purpose is to make Navy's football team look good. Populated by Cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. Remarkably, it defies the time-space contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of New York City; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. It is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as "The Highland Falls Project." Tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the United States Military Academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.
He didn't get accepted to the Naval Academy, so he had to go to the United States Military Academy.
by Marine Cannoneer December 26, 2011
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Texas State University

An amazing college located in the heart of Texas, San Marcos. Many people feel that everyone there wanted to go to UT but couldn't get in...well all of yall are wrong! Most people chose that school (i did) even after being excepted into UT.
One of the hardest schools to transfer into in Texas is Texas State University.
by cajun4life February 4, 2009
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Penn State

The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011
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