By General Spoon (byline)
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
by Joe July 02, 2004
When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.
John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"
by N-gu August 14, 2008
by stickrunner April 05, 2017
Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!
by Julios August 24, 2007
When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
by Adultie January 12, 2018
the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.
by TheSageWizard December 26, 2018