Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

sponge

The act of shamelessly groping girls

After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.

'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'

by Alex Morgan April 25, 2004

Spongebob

Argubually the most hillarious thing since Mr Bean although they have different kind of humor.Spongebob is actually a species of sea sponge but its shape is more resemble to kitchen sponge.The cartoon is really great and the joke are so hillarious and can appeal towards young and adult although this lasted only for 3 season.After that the show seems to go through motion and the creator seems to run out of idea.

The old episode of Spongebob is like Mr Bean where you would find it funny even after 10 years.The new one were somewhat more annoying than funny,but still enjoyable if you watch it on Monday.

by TangoYankee91 December 7, 2009

Spong

Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.

"Check it out there, it's spong man!"

or

"That is one spong stick"

or

"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"

by bluetube August 12, 2009

Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.

I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.

by BatNinja April 6, 2009

SPONGE BOB

SPONGE BOB SQUAER PANTS, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA ! !! ! !! ! !! ! !! !

"GOOD MORNING PATRICK" "HOWDY SQUIDWARD" "MR.CRABS ! MR.CRABS!" "LOVE SPONGE BOB"

by KMA&AEA October 14, 2011