Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

ralph special

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.

Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018

Riot Special

Where Riot decide to nerf a champion because of pro play or overtuning, then nerf it again, and finally nerf the items associated with the champion. After the champion is left in the dirt they completely forget about their existence and decide to put their focus elsewhere like buffing scuttle for no fucking reason.

Person 1: Omg Sejuani was so good a few patches ago what happened to her?
Person 2: She was spam picked at Worlds so Riot decided to give her the Riot special even though they nerfed all the items
Person 1: At least it means we can pick Graves now
Person 2: Until they give him the Riot Special

by Bearded Brit June 12, 2018

Splitmeat specialists

A man who is completely knowledgeable about the female vagina he knows more about than she does a splitmeat specialist is usually the man your wife is cheating on you with or your gf or side chick he can make your wife cum on command and this is why she is a addict to him

Omg Teresa I met this guy Nathan and girl he is a splitmeat specialists he made me cum all kinds of way he had a huge cock and I am gonna divorce my husband and give him all my money and he doesn’t have to do anything or work I will he just has to fuck me !!!

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018

Cambodian Special

When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.

Why does this rice taste salty?

Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!

by Cambodiaman September 12, 2018

Katie Special

All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas

I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special

by Flannel working hard March 20, 2019