Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.

Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*

by lilnegger September 17, 2018

soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you

My soccer buddy is my best friend

by Lityou April 15, 2017

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles

Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?

by Papabear845 August 14, 2022

Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.

Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer

by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 9, 2024