by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug. Hi I like soccer
by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
Get the Soccermug. The most popular and best sport on the planet. Soccer is a game that brings people together. It is the best sport in the world if you don't believe me search it up.
by 123456789987654321_thats right April 6, 2021
Get the Soccermug. A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in ‘96, Bush in Y2K and ‘04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in ‘12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in ‘96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in ‘04, Obama in ‘08 and ‘12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.
She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.
She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.
Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a “safe” 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because I’m 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because I’m Catholic and not a fundie.
Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.
Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.
by qw3r1y May 25, 2023
Get the Soccer Mommug. When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015
Get the soccer dramamug. A person who is obsessed with soccer. It becomes their entire personality and they are constantly talking about it
by Malachi brown October 7, 2023
Get the Soccer Nerdmug. Hungarian Soccer Team is the most overrated team worldwide. The hungarian fans are obsessed with them but they still suck at this sport. Worst team of all time!
Did you watch the match yesterday?
Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!
Yeah the hungarian soccer team lost 10-0 against a village soccer team. What a shame!
by Handsomeforsure September 2, 2025
Get the Hungarian Soccer Teammug.