One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Slip

To say no to something; decline; something not worth while; to pass on an opportunity

Tina: “Hey, let’s hit that party tonight”

Angel: “That party sounded busted, that’s a slip for me.”

by laylayni December 10, 2021

String Slip

When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.

I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

slip some fish

To tongue someone's derriere

We were going at it and she decided to slip some fish to me

by mjfriend August 13, 2009

A Sigmundian Slip

Used in reference to an action that causes one to get cancelled.

A: "Anyhow, there are only two-"
B: "Wait wait don't say more you'll be cancelled!"
A: "Phew, thanks for telling me."
B: "Yeah, you almost made a Sigmundian Slip there."

by pleper123 December 23, 2023

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

jimmy slip slide

When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh

Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”

by Jfloresc2 December 5, 2020