Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

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ski

definition for head (actual head)

these flesh wounds better than a bullet to the ski

by keishawhat January 25, 2023

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Strawberry Skies

(Slang)
To "see Strawberry Skies" is slang for having an orgasm. Usually a very good one

Girl 1: So how far did you and Dan take it last night?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!

by queefastus February 22, 2023

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Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

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