Second Amendment

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

by draconlord November 26, 2010

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

sloppy seconds

when you fuck or get with a girl and soon after somebody gets with her he gets your sloppy seconds

guy1: yo i just fucked that girl
guy2:really? you just got my sloppy seconds i fucked her 15 min ago

by a2dat February 17, 2008

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

Second stage

When an overweight man with a beer gut is performing the position of "doggy style" , his gut will sometimes interfere with the depth of penile penetration. He then picks up his gut, sets it on the females rear end and slides in farther for the " second stage " .

I got her all worked up , picked up my belly and gave her the second stage !!

by Trbobuick December 1, 2011

secondary virgin

When a silly teenage decides that she doesn't want to have sex anymore till marriage, but she can't call her self a virgin since shes already had sex.

Sally got screwed by a pickup artist and now shes turning into a secondary virgin so she doesn't get hurt again.

by Matt from ATL January 4, 2008

second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

by gabiegh January 10, 2008