sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Trick Sausage

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.

Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"

by MNMoore December 23, 2006

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Butt sausage

A term for a turd. So named because it comes out of your butt and is shaped like a sausage.

some one forgot to flush theres a butt sausage in the toilet.

by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

Sausage Stuffing

The act of stuffing another mans penis with your own through the urethra.

Jimmy and Dean enjoy sausage stuffing.

by Sophism January 22, 2011

Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

by jefferscene April 20, 2010

Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008