Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019

Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"

"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"

by RubberDuckie17 January 20, 2019

Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019

samulius colilius

A handsome man who has a huge penis that will penetrate any women

By gosh that mans a samulius colilius

by TheBigSJCPeneMan May 21, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Smulepupp

When you eat some kind of food and the crunbs fall on your boobs

Oh, look at that girl, she's got a smulepupp

by MartinDegnes June 14, 2019