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Sager

A name that’s commonly given by peasants in the middle eastern realm of the word, literally meaning “hawk” but in most cases usually is given to those with the personality of a pigeon with a severe mental illness.

Sager is the worst kind of person, akin to human excrement, shit, doodoo, the absolute vilest lowliest scum of the earth imaginable. Not only is sager an absolute disgrace of what slightly resembles a human being, he is also a failure to both his parents, his family, his friends, and anyone who comes into contact with him. He has no morals, no ethics, no standards, no professionalism, and no respect as a man. If sager’s parents knew what kind of a disgrace they would be raising, they would’ve ended it and saved themselves the pain long ago.

Sager often likes to think of himself as cool and edgy, this is attributed by him posting dark quotes thinking he’s Batman or something, but in reality, just makes him look extremely immature and honestly, quite stupid.

Don’t be a sager, literally anything is better.
1: “am I a bad person?”
2: “saying you are a bad person would be too much for you, you are so horrible that you receive the worst sentence, you are a sager”
by Konodioda! November 5, 2022
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Sage

Oh no a sage is approachin run before she strangles u to death :0
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a perfect girl who has amazing music taste who i love so much. she has good music taste and i will continue to love her forever. go get urself a sage ngl. < 3
"sage ur so perfect"
"i love you sage"
by Kasaias November 15, 2022
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a bitch that manipulates their partner and guilt trips everyone
im scared to break up with sage..”
by jankyjellyfish November 19, 2022
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that really cute guy in ur class who at first seems like a great person and totally a feminist, but when you date them they act like an entitled bitch baby
hey look it’s that fucking idiot sage. who has one lone brain cell.
by bigboiibottom November 21, 2022
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sage is what you call a homosexual, she is very attracted to herself.
sage is gay
you are a sage”
by junkorule34 December 10, 2022
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Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
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