Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

boot : rubbers

boot bo͞ot noun
1. The hindquarters of your automobile

2. a sturdy item of footwear covering the foot, the ankle, and sometimes the leg below the knee.
synonyms: gumboot · wellington · wader · walking boot · riding boot

boot bo͞ot verb
kick in a specified direction:
"he ended up booting the ball into the stands"
synonyms: kick · punt · bunt · strike with the foot · tap · propel · drive · knock · send · blooter

a hard kick: "I got a boot in the stomach"
synonyms: kick · blow · knock

Granny said to Pops, "Put your rubbers in the boot : rubbers." (translation: put your rain galoshes in the trunk of your car )

by ohenry bar July 1, 2022

Rubber Sucky

To get a blowjob from someone whilst wearing a condom.

I got a really good rubber sucky from my girlfriend last night, dude.

by BatteryMaster July 5, 2017

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

angry rubber

When a girl kissed another man just to piss you off and waste your time,an angry rubber is the feeling you get after realizing your ability then finding the truth of the matter.

"Like fuck I was to kill this angry rubber!" "Why did this bitch waste my time." "I guess i just have to move one."

by AllINeedAreJedi March 4, 2018

Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005