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moist rubber vulva 

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
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Florida Rubber 

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
Florida Rubber by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

hot rubber boots

when you use a rubber boot as a condom and nut 13 times in it.
ooh you made my "hot rubber boots" scrumptious charline.
hot rubber boots by muchie meaties February 22, 2021

german rubber 

Excessive anal perpetration, Diameter wise, that leads to a permanently stretched anus.
“Mr.Epstein gave little daisy German rubber”

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

Slug Rubber 

A derogatory slang term used to describe a lesbian
Katie is always staring at my panties, I bet she is a slug rubber
Slug Rubber by Araminthia November 10, 2021