Roommate Roulette

The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act

Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette

by skinnybydefualt April 2, 2024

Lithuanian roulette

Just like Russian roulette but with a ak-47.

Lithuanian roulette

by HitlerNiggerJewShit April 6, 2024

Backshot Roulette

When you cream pie a girl and let luck decide if you're a father.

James: "I was playing Backshot Roulette last week and I think I lost."
Riss: "Damn dude, good luck."

by Loblollypine April 8, 2024

Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.

I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!

by huddymenz December 9, 2024

fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl

The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences…

by Tacius December 20, 2024

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025