A Randy

A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with

“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”

“Oh he’s just being A Randy”

by 0912_marie August 06, 2020

snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 08, 2018

Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.

How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!

by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023

Randy Thorne

Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight

My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.

by Willard childres November 08, 2017

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

by Chris Miller March 23, 2023

randy racer

A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.

A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.

Here comes Randy Racer I hope nobody gets in a wreck I wouldn't want to be the driver next to him.

by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 24, 2020