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Chandelier Queer 

Definition:
A Homosexual with exquisite and/or expensive taste. An Elegant Fag. A self-spoiled fruit. Not to be confused with a Gay Sugar Daddy that spends all his money on his 14yr old rent boys. Chandelier Queers (CQs) are not aversed to sharing their exquisite luxuries with others, but they mainly indulge themselves. If you happen to know a CQ, you might accidentally share in some of his affluent tastes by proxy.
Example:
Phil: We're gonna go over to Victor's for dinner tonight, we're having Pheasant a l'Orange.
And I heard he's prepared a delightful Raspberry Coulis for dessert.
Kev: That is one classy sounding guy. I bet his wife's a babe?
Phil: No dude, Vic's gay. Rich, but gay.
Kev: No way, a Chandelier Queer? I thought they were made up
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aqua queer 

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.
Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................
aqua queer by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013

Happy Queer Month 

June, Specifically June the 2nd. This is the month and day where we celebrate people who are LBGTQ+ People across the Globe!
Zussman: It's June 2nd, Nothing is going on, The fuck is happening?

Robert: It's Queer Month, Dumbass

Zussman: HAPPY QUEER MONTH!!!!

Drop the queer 

When you are driving through the hood and you see that one gay white kid and you role down your window and scream drop the queer nigga.
He is to mentally faggotted to respond to you.
Drop the queer Nigga

beer queer 

That guy who is drunk and starts making gay jokes about each other, either male or female
Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"

Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
beer queer by Penny89 November 15, 2009

snow queer 

Gay black man that only has sex with white gay men.

canonically queer 

Canonically queer are prime queer rep! They are queer. They get to live. They get to love. They are our happy ending queer rep we've been looking for.
Did you know that *insert two characters* are canonically queer!