Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023

Flaming Queef

the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.

Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.

by cherrybizomb December 12, 2016

Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

queef slurper

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016

Quaver Queef

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!

Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!

by Naytown86 April 25, 2021