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Mazda Protege

Known for its 0-60 in 34 seconds and shitty body. Usually comes in the worst colors known to man. Booger green, Menstrual red, Dirt white, and the worst of all beige. Engine is powered by 50 gerbals. With its infamous 3 cylinder engine. Often compared to the geo prizm, and mountain dew bottle. Never working ac, radio, cd player, lights, even seat belt. Know the most annoying rattling a single car can make. brand new brakes will sound like nails to a chalkboard. and dont forget the emergency brake will never work. The car chooses if they wanna roll down the windows.
Im driving my mazda protege on a normal day and notice that a tire has flown past my car only 2 miles passed that i noticed that was my tire.
by Hoopty Handlers February 21, 2009
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Astral Projection

When your Spirit leaves your Physical body. You get look at yourself from the outside and get to realize how pathetic of a human being you are, and how ugly you actually are , some consider this a superpower others use it when meditating. Usually the Tibetan or Buddist Monks.
Jimmy would you take out the trash, Sort Mom I'm busy doing Astral Projection
by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016
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project management

The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.

Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.

If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
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protector

"Get out the protector"
by tiresome crack May 7, 2018
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Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.
Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
by Jamieltd June 6, 2011
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protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.
Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.
by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006
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protein tsunami

Cumshot or ejaculation. A massive load on the face or breasts of a woman.
"Jason doused that girl with a protein tsunami."

"Pornstars love protein tsunamis."
by bigblue05 March 6, 2008
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